I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
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so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
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I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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