Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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