what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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