Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Is it penis luge time yet?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
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its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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