it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Randomize
