Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
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I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
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AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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