I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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