kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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