My nipple is on Facebook.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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