remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
i think we sleep fucked last night...
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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