ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
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I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
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I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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