dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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