I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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