Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
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he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
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We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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