I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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