Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
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New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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