So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
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just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
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Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Randomize