"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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