went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
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can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
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Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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