I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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