I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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