tell your sister to shave her snatch
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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