He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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