the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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