ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
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There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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