I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
