Me too!
well I can't set my house on fire every night
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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