Its about making memories worth repressing
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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