Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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