real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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