she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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