My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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