He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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