Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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