is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
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the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
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with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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