She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
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I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
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Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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