Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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