If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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