In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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