recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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