Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
she was so not down for the gang bang
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.