i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.