i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
I am invincible.
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Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.