so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
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its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
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I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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