WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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