no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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