i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
When are your genitals available?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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