My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Even my vagina gasped.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Randomize
