No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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