Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
