Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
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Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
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Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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