the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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