Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
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