i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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