I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I don't think brook has ever known best
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
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i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
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I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
the raccoons are back...
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