I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
